The jokes are never-ending!

 Everyone needs a laugh once in a while. More than once in a while. Please forgive me for these jokes.

• What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
• A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
• Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
• What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
• Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!
• I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
  Good thymes.
• What's ET short for? Because he's only got tiny legs!
• Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.
• Student: "Can I go to the toilet?"
  Teacher: "It's 'may.'"
  Student: "No, it's January."
• Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
• To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
• I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole destroying!
• I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
• My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs!
• Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!