Stand up? Sit down

"If penguins could fly, how would they?"

"If every animal could talk, what would they say?"

"If all the cows in the world farted at once, would we die of too much methane?"

I'm supposed to be 16 for christs sake and I come out with this. I make myself laugh too much. I'm also very easily entertained which I'm not sure if it is a bad thing or a good thing. But at any rate, I'm absolutley crackers which is fantastic because it doesn't hurt to be crazy. In fact, it's really fun, people should try it a lot more. 

I think that there should be a day where everyone needs to act crazy. Not like murder-crazy. Funny-crazy. After all, laughter is the best medicine. So, if anyone in the Government sees this, put forward the idea and copyright it under Cait please. I thank you.

I'd love to be a stand up comedian but I'd end up wanting a sit down halfway through and that wouldn't be any good. Also, most of my jokes are just very bad dad jokes. I'm gonna start doing Joke of the Day. Just because I love making people laugh. I mean, most jokes I know aren't that funny but they're funny because they are so bad. So here goes with the first joke of the day...

"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, anyway, I'm not going to spread it!"

Incredibly sorry if my humour has a negative effect on anyone. It wasn't intended. But come on, even if you didn't find it funny, crack a smile? Just for me...?