Jokes never harm

 I thought I'd make a post all about jokes. Funny dad jokes told by a teenager, so technially they are teen jokes. But anyways, crack a smile!

• "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
• "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something!"
• "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me!"
• "This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in!"
• "Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire!"
• "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
• "Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!"
• "I made a penicl with two rubber. It was pointless!"
• "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
• "I've got a great joke about construction. I'm still working on it!"
• "I had a neck brace fitted years ago. I've not looked back since!"
• "What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
• "I was going to tell a time-travelling joke but you guys didn't like it!"
• "I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a rip off!"