It's a crazy world!

Me and my dad are both absolutley bonkers. The following list is most of the crazy ideas/slightly confusing things that we have thought of. I'm not sure that anyone with Tourettes thinks the way I do and sees different things in one random thing.

No offence is meant by any of the following.

• Why on earth did anyone think of using tennis rackets as snow shoes?
• What would a unicorn look like playing netball?
• Why on earth would someone have a wig that looks like a mop?
• What would happen if the ball in cricket was thrown so quickly, it caught on fire?
• What would a dog crossed with a cat sound like?
• What if it sang?
• What would a Swede-Aussie person sound like?
• An Indian-Aussie?
• A Finnish-German?
• Why would you even combine purple and yellow together?
• Who thought of inventing manky Nutella?
• Why on earth didn't mask wearing become mandatory in shops at the beginning of lockdown? (Although this one is rational)
• Why do we actually get pins and needles and why on earth does it feel like pins?
• What if the Mona Lisa and The Weeping Woman were merged together?
• Does it prove that the 10th Doctor thinks about Rose a lot with his "daughter" being blonde?
• Chris Chibnall (Doctor Who screenwriter) needs to fire himself into space and let his head explode
• What if an umberella was big enough to fit over the entire Earth?
  
• Combat monkeys and angry ferrets, who would win in a fight?